Have You Been Naughty or Nice??

Sorry guys it is too late for you! You needed to stop being a shit head months ago!! I know panic mode has kicked in that Santa is NOT bringing you presents this year just a HUGE lump of coal! Damn it :( - its okay join the club! I am getting a  lump of coal for several reasons..

A- I have flipped off about 3-15 dumb idiotic drivers this year
B- Because I need to work on my potty moth{see above paragraph}
C- I get out of hand drinking too often
D- It's way to fun to be naughty - nuff said
E- I think about myself WAY too often
F- I have put reindeer in sexin position more times than I can count - SORRY neighbors!!
G- I have blamed others for breaking stuff - ya some might think that is just a children's game you play but damn it I am a cluts!

YES this list is LONG! Please help me feel better {or worse} by telling me why you are or aren't on the naughty list this year. The only good thing that comes from this list of naughtyness for me is it sure helps with my New Years Resolution list! Haha